Top Ten: Realtor Clichés

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November 14, 2014

Anybody in the mood for a “Fun Friday?”

It took me a couple weeks to actually edit this together, but the idea has been on my mind throughout the fall market, and dare I say that every Realtor out there will know what I’m talking about.

As for the general public?  Well, I’m sure you have your own ideas about what the good ‘ole neighbourhood Realtor looks like, but this video is from my eyes.  My sarcastic, cynical, sarcastic eyes….

Enjoy!

Written By David Fleming

David Fleming is the author of Toronto Realty Blog, founded in 2007. He combined his passion for writing and real estate to create a space for honest information and two-way communication in a complex and dynamic market. David is a licensed Broker and the Broker of Record for Bosley – Toronto Realty Group

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10 Comments

  1. moonbeam!

    at 7:52 am

    Haha! I loved your top 10-ten post David! agree with it all! have a great weekend!

  2. Paully

    at 9:08 am

    There is a For Sale sign down the block from me with a hot-looking agent’s picture on it. I Googled her name and actually found a video of her in a beer commercial! Nice.

    AUDI is actually an acronym for “A-hole Usually Drives It.” Trying to merge in a tight spot, but someone won’t let you in? Look for the four-ring logo on the car.

  3. Boris

    at 10:20 am

    and BMWs are driven by arrogant baby haters and puppy killers. Mercedes drivers are pretentious twats and anyone in a Lambo or Ferrari has a micropenis.

    Yup we have all heard these a million times for decades. They still are pretty damn unfunny, and as overused and smelly as a Kardashian genital organ. Remember in high school there was always that clique of hot broads that every guy wanted to be with and EVERY other girl loathed because they so desperately wanted to be them? Yeah, that’s the car analogy in full effect, except people aren’t 17 years old any more, but somehow maintain the same jealous attitudes!

    Having said that, everyone knows a jackass that drives a bimmer. But if you think about it, we all know jackasses in Hondas, Fords and DEFINITELY Smartcars. In fact, I am going to go out on a limb and say that if you drive a SmartCar, then you are a complete F_CKING asshole!!

    For the record I drive a Toyota. I guess that let’s this asshole skate under the radar!!

    1. Chroscklh

      at 2:03 pm

      Toyota driver is worst. “What mean u change transmission annually? I no change transmission once…” – okay Mr. Camry owner, one transmission in 5 year? One engine?! I own 1998 Range Rover, I no rebuild engine annually, I scare to drive.

      1. not racist

        at 7:27 pm

        Way to write/be racist.

  4. Mike

    at 10:27 am

    I have to agree with the head shot, I’ve never understood that one. The best is when you go into an open house and there is an agent covering for the agent with the listing and you’re all like, “you’re not the girl from the sign”.

    My new favorite is the HK agent that parks his Bentley and Ferrari in all the listing photo’s. I’m waiting for the day when agents with a driver becomes the norm.

  5. Libertarian

    at 12:21 pm

    The mother-daughter photo in the video had the daughter taller than the mother. Does that mean they weren’t realtors? Or are they rebels? (Sarcasm/kidding around)

  6. Appraiser

    at 9:27 am

    I like this quote regarding the unoriginality of cliché by the French poet Gérard de Nerval, who once said “The first man who compared a woman to a rose was a poet, the second, an imbecile.”

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  8. Brigitte

    at 9:01 pm

    Loved this post. Just getting into the business, am mid-career of course (a cliche in itself). The sequel to the former-fitness-model-turned-agent is of course the forty-something blinged-out, brittle blonde. Sigh, the cliches are inescapable, aren’t’ they? Bring on the leather toyota!
    B

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