October 29, 2007 1
Today, I will be using my special powers for good instead of evil.
Being a Realtor means that I am in my car probably ten hours a week at the minimum.
A by-product of this is knowing where all the speed traps are in Toronto….as I have been caught in most of them…
So to help out my fellow Torontonians, here are a few locations to look out for…
October 24, 2007 1
Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Lloyd Braun wants to eat the hot-dog that’s been sitting in the movie theatre snack-bar since the Silent Era?
The snack-bar attendant says, “You’d have to be insane to eat that!”
Then Kramer sticks up for Lloyd and replies, “This is a perfectly sane food to eat! One hot dog, please!”
Fast forward a scene to Kramer throwing up on the street…
…here’s a similar story that ends the same way…
October 22, 2007
Visualization.
Picture a small child holding his hand over an electric stove, moving it towards the fiery red element.
Fast forward, and picture that child twenty seconds later.
The words, “WOW….this was a bad idea” certainly come to mind.
Take note, David Miller…
October 18, 2007 1
I have a bone to pick.
I’m so frustrated as I sit here at 7:30PM dealing with a sign-back on an offer, as well as the general buying public.
Maybe I didn’t get my afternoon Tim Horton’s coffee.
Or maybe I know I’m going to miss the entire Leafs game tonight…
Does anybody ever get bored of me ragging on pretentious, ostentatious people or phonies?
I sure don’t.
Hey, I may work in the most image-ridden, flashy industry out there, but I still LOATHE people who live for what other people think about them…
Here’s a story…
October 15, 2007 1
Cover your body in honey and go lay on an ant-farm….that’s making yourself “vulnerable”…
Or, take your “David Fleming: Open House” signs, put them outside your building, and hold an open house.
THAT is making yourself vulnerable!
Just when I think I’ve seen and heard it all in real estate, this woman comes into my open house…
