October 29, 2007 1


Top Five Radar Traps in Toronto

Today, I will be using my special powers for good instead of evil.

Being a Realtor means that I am in my car probably ten hours a week at the minimum.

A by-product of this is knowing where all the speed traps are in Toronto….as I have been caught in most of them…

So to help out my fellow Torontonians, here are a few locations to look out for…

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October 24, 2007 1


You’d Have to be INSANE…

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Lloyd Braun wants to eat the hot-dog that’s been sitting in the movie theatre snack-bar since the Silent Era?

The snack-bar attendant says, “You’d have to be insane to eat that!”

Then Kramer sticks up for Lloyd and replies, “This is a perfectly sane food to eat!  One hot dog, please!”

Fast forward a scene to Kramer throwing up on the street…

…here’s a similar story that ends the same way…

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October 22, 2007


Miller’s Day of Reckoning…


Picture a small child holding his hand over an electric stove, moving it towards the fiery red element.

Fast forward, and picture that child twenty seconds later.

The words, “WOW….this was a bad idea” certainly come to mind.

Take note, David Miller…

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October 18, 2007 1


What The &*#%!

I have a bone to pick.

I’m so frustrated as I sit here at 7:30PM dealing with a sign-back on an offer, as well as the general buying public.

Maybe I didn’t get my afternoon Tim Horton’s coffee.

Or maybe I know I’m going to miss the entire Leafs game tonight…

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October 15, 2007 1


Want a Piece of Advice?

Cover your body in honey and go lay on an ant-farm….that’s making yourself “vulnerable”…

Or, take your “David Fleming: Open House” signs, put them outside your building, and hold an open house.

THAT is making yourself vulnerable!

Just when I think I’ve seen and heard it all in real estate, this woman comes into my open house…

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