December 21, 2007 1
AAAAAAHHHH!
Don’t call your ex-girlfriend when you’re drunk…..and don’t write on your blog when you’re angry!
I’ve already covered this topic ad nausem, and at the risk of offending smokers, I suggest you skip this post.
For everybody else, please excuse my overwhelming sense of sarcasm as I once again tackle my biggest pet peeve…
December 20, 2007
When I hear the word “planet,” I think of the red Mars, the frozen Pluto, or how much fun it would be to rollerblade on that ring around Saturn…
I don’t really think of the term “planet” in association with our world, because it’s become more like a small globe.
But never before this trip to Eastern Europe did I realize just how small our world really is…
December 19, 2007 1
People use the expression, “I wish I could be a fly on the wall” to describe listening in on a conversation.
As I spend my day wandering around the streets of Budapest, I can’t help but picture my brain…
…and if my brain had walls, and there was a fly on the wall, it might go something like this…
December 18, 2007 1
Scientists would argue otherwise, but I just proved that a 27-year-old baby DOES exist.
Where did I find this man-sized baby, you ask?
I looked in the mirror…
December 14, 2007
Do you ever get flashbacks to time and places while listening to a certain song?
I have that happen all the time. Whenever I hear anything by Pearl Jam I think of my time in Japan; likewise with Offspring I recall my descent from base camp at Mount Everest.
But I also get flashbacks with respect to subject matter of books I read while travelling.
As I’m currently reading Starbucked and simultaneously visiting every coffee house in Belgrade, my mind is racing at the cultural differences…
December 12, 2007 2
We all know that soccer is the world’s national sport; that is to say that most countries consider it their own individual national sport.
But I’ve discovered a new sport in Serbia—their national sport, that all Serbians are really good at.
And I am absolutely terrible at this sport.
It’s called “chain-smoking”….
