It’s Friday before G-20, and half of you aren’t even at work, so I don’t think I’m going to waste a 1600 word blog post on today.

I hope that the cottagers, golfers, travelers, and spring cleaners enjoy their weekends while avoiding the Torontonimo-Bay area of the downtown core..

Just remember to avoid any trees, benches, and/or garbage bins that the police forgot to remove from the financial district as the anarchists will (apparently) be using them as weapons.

After all, you don’t have to be MagGuyver to take a six-foot tree, a trash bag, a mailbox, and an apple core and turn them into an improvised explosive device.

Here’s hoping we all make it through the weekend safely!